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FAA To Ban Plane Crashes

9년 전 제출됨

WASHINGTON—In what officials are calling "a much-needed policy shift," the Federal Aviation Administration announced this weekend that it would ban all plane crashes. . . . According to industry sources, most commercial airlines are planning to fit in as many crashes as possible between now and Jan. 1, when the ban officially goes into effect. (www.theonion.com) 기타...

Chip Hermes

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phil gibson 9년 전 0

Come on now........This is just a bunch of BS!........what a waste of time.

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Steve Jasper 9년 전 0

How do you land?

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Vern Schulze 9년 전 0

Apparently FlightAware does not know that The Onion is not a news source.

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Vern Schulze 9년 전 0

Apparently FlightAware does not know that The Onion is not a legitimate news source.

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james Woodley 9년 전 0

What a great idea. All pilots should be required to sign a pledge no to crash.

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kjc7 9년 전 -1

hahahaha. That's awesome. That will save a bundle on training!

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Cameron Mitchell 9년 전 0

I was like..what?

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Cameron Mitchell 9년 전 0

It's the onion...fake

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indy2001 9년 전 0

The TV version of the Onion is very funny, but linking to their fake stories is not.

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Ric Wernicke 9년 전 0

Balloons crash land at the end of every flight. I guess they are just going to have to stay up now.

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Boatinman 9년 전 0

I hope people start understanding that this is the onion.

For those who don't get it...it's called sarcasm. It's the onion!

It's about time they did something about those plane crashes!

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Troy Raiteri 9년 전 0

How can you "ban" a plane crash?

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Daniel Baker 9년 전 0

Troy -- I believe the article is satire!

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Troy Raiteri 9년 전 0

I fell for another joke....what's that 3 jokes in a week? lol

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zennermd 9년 전 0

Isn't landing just throwing yourself at the ground and missing? I would say that's a controlled crash every time.

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Aaron Donnelly 9년 전 0

What would the evening news talk about?

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Robert Fleming 9년 전 0

This is a joke right? Really....come on

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Brett Wingerter 9년 전 0

Am I reading this right?

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Stephen Phillips 9년 전 0

This makes no sense . . .

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Robert Fleming 9년 전 0

we're 5 months away from April Fool's day so this REALLY doesn't make any sense!

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Parker Whitcomb 9년 전 0

WOW people need to lighten up!! I love The Onion, always good for a chuckle!

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linbb 9년 전 0

Quit posting crap like this

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chazfraser 9년 전 0

Plane crashes aren't things to joke about...

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Charles Meade 9년 전 0

Considering some of the drivle I've seen recently that had the same basic origin, this would not surprise me.
Good for a chuckle though :-))

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Charles Meade 9년 전 0

good for a chuckle :-)) - But, there again, considering some of the drivle I've seen recently .............

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Robert Fleming 9년 전 0

you must like repeating yourself

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Dale Brown 9년 전 0

I always looked at flight aware as a serious site. There is not a Dam thing funny about that, or the fact you posted on your site. If you want to get into comedy go to Saturday Night Live you moron.

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Falconus 9년 전 0

It's the Onion. It's satire; don't take it seriously :-).

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joecoastie 9년 전 0

Come on ! Some of you people lighten up !

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tedtimmons 9년 전 0

This will never fly...

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Geoff Martindale 9년 전 0

I think this would solve a lot of problems. Of course you'll always get the cowboys who refuse to play by the rules.

=)

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kjc7 9년 전 0

yeah but gravity is also a rule. Even the cowboys have to play by that one!

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Tyler Gage 9년 전 0

I thought this was real. Then, I realized all I had to do was look at the source. However, thsi wouldn't surprise me if they pushed this crud through in legislative form.

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Greg Null 9년 전 0

This is why I do not read the squawk/headlines section of FLightaware.

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Tim Smith 9년 전 0

Then how did you know what and how to respond with your statement? Seems to me like some reading was actually done.

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THRUSTT 9년 전 0

His "friend" probably told him about it...

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Jim Quinn 9년 전 0

With the current administration I wouldn't put it past some of them to push for some similar legislation. The next thing would be to prosecute aircrews posthumously...

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Bcap 9년 전 0

Wow, some of you all take this too seriously! It's the Onion! Thanks for the post!

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Toby Sharp 9년 전 0

......just be sure not to make this headline and you are all good

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tim mitchell 9년 전 0

hmmmmm.....rubbish

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Boatinman 9년 전 0

Looks like someone forgot to inform the pilots of that LOT 767 about this..

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larry clement 9년 전 0

it looks like if you crash, you should hope you kill yourself so you won't have to face the music for violating the no-crash rule. I suppose there will be a lot of people quit flying if they find out it's against the law to crash.

I wonder if they could make the same rule for driving a car.

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mark tufts 9년 전 0

i wonder what the faa would do if there were a bird strike or hydrolic failurs i hope the faa realizes thei no crash ban is a bunch of crap

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Tim Smith 9년 전 0

It's about dern time they ban plane crashes. Over a century of flight and countless crashes and finally they try to put a stop to this. I can only wish that NATO looks at what the FAA is doing and puts a ban on wars.

Can't believe there are people out there that think this article is real and/or not funny.

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Gene Nowak 9년 전 0

Is this stupidity really newsworthy?

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Wale Ishola 9년 전 0

It's the onion

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steven meyer 9년 전 0

Really? This is news?

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Skye777 9년 전 0

A good laugh is the best way to start the day!

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Pecolaguy 9년 전 0

Gotta laugh at that one.

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Dale Brown 9년 전 0

If I wanted to read crap like this I would go to the onion

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Julius Thompson 9년 전 0

A whole lot of people take life too seriously, they need to lighten up, they should try a bit of LOL, who knows, they might even enjoy life a bit more instead of being so serious & giving themselves ulcers!

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Todd Marks 9년 전 0

Wow. That whushing sound you hear is this article flying over everyone's head. While it may not be "news it was a great read. Thanks for sharing.

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ray jones 9년 전 0

that is just about the mentality of the FAA. They are more concerned about policy making than safety issues, for example the pappy's at KPBX why haven't they flown them so they can be brought back on line> Landing there at night is like flying into a black hole,, The papy's have been redone for about 3 weeks.

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