Why A Lawyer Can't Have His Fly Undone When Leaving On A Jet Plane

probably still excited from tsa hands on search.

He should've been seated in the..........cockpit.
There he could've worked on his........stick and rudder skills.

Ok, so I don't get it....why was constantly feeling the need to have his "junk" "sticking out of his trunk"? The whole thing is bizarre; what kind of reaction or "action" was he expecting to get? Oh well, disturbing enough to make me divert my attention to more important news :-)

Proud of his shortcomings...

This guy is a sick puppy: This is from the Calfornia State Bar Website:
California Bar Journal Discipline Summaries


Summaries from the California Bar Journal are based on discipline orders but are not the official records. Not all discipline actions have associated CBJ summaries. Copies of official attorney discipline records are available upon request.

November 3, 2011

LEONARD JULIUS SAWYER, 33, of Long Beach was suspended for six months, stayed, placed on one year of probation and was ordered to take the MPRE. The order took effect Nov. 3, 2011.

Sawyer pleaded no contest to two misdemeanor battery counts in 2010. He placed his hand on the buttocks of a Los Angeles Superior Court clerk in a courtroom where he had just appeared. The same day, he patted the buttocks of a female deputy district attorney, and about a week later, approached a female security officer from behind and touched her buttocks. He had no prior relationship with any of the women.
Sawyer was charged with three counts each of battery and sexual battery and entered pleas to two misdemeanors related to the courtroom clerk and the deputy DA.
In mitigation, he cooperated with the bar’s investigation and completed his criminal probation, including 50 counseling sessions

Where is Lorena Bobbit when you need her?

He forgot that it was NATIONAL airlines that had the series of commercials for "Fly Me".

At what point does someone go from criminal conduct to predator? Or does a predator finally get caught? No photo. Seems to me that LE should publish photos of guys like this and see who comes forward and add that info. to their file.

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/259068

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/courtDocs/09-C-19063-2.pdf

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/courtDocs/09-C-19063-3.pdf

Haha! "what? Can't a guy have his fly undone?"

The guy was definitely thinking with the wrong head.

And one wonders why I don't like to fly at times. What a dick head!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

LOL, You Play You Pay... Can't believe he could be that stupid.

All I can say is... really???

Thats why you where Boxers or Undies when you fly.

He'll probably just receive a slap on the .....er.....wrist.

And this guy isn't on the sexual predator list?