An "...aerial re-enactment of the events of Dec. 7, 1941..." with pyrotechnics too. Next we'll drop Napalm on the crowd to celebrate Vietnam (I have no idea what we'll be celebrating!). Come on people, get real!

(Written on 2012/05/04)(Permalink)

Xanex....they need drugs...way too effing serious!

(Written on 2011/12/23)(Permalink)

Hey John...relax buddy....it's Christmas....take a Xanex and chill out!

(Written on 2011/12/23)(Permalink)

I remember flying with a flight attendant, back in the day, between CMH and MDW...funniest SOB I ever heard (for a flight attendant)...said something to the effect that the seat cushions could be used as a flotation devices and in the unlikely event of crash, hold on to the seat cushions, "...'cuz we want 'em back..."....we all laughed like fools...dude was gone several weeks later...fired...I guess he was too funny for gawd bless AW! The airline humor is great...we all say it...some just don't like to read it...thanks for the laughs!

(Written on 2011/12/23)(Permalink)

It's good that he is off the road and didn't hurt anyone...driving on the wrong side is nasty stuff....however, its time for him to retire and get some help....definitely flown too many missions (with or without a helmet!).

(Written on 2011/12/09)(Permalink)

Glad there were no crewmen on-board...they may not have beeen as fortunate as the pilot.

(Written on 2011/11/25)(Permalink)

Glad there were no crewmen on board...they might not have been as fortunate as the pilot.

(Written on 2011/11/25)(Permalink)

Prior proper planning prevents.....performance!

(Written on 2011/10/14)(Permalink)

Who the hell came up with $11,000...why not $111,000. Nevertheless, aiming lasers at planes is just asinine...when they catch the idiots, they should just stop the gene pool NOW!

(Written on 2011/06/03)(Permalink)

That's why gawd made bullets....stop the gene pool now!

(Written on 2011/06/03)(Permalink)