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Incident: JAL Boeing 787 enroute on Apr 20th 2015, lost tyre pressure
A JAL Japan Airlines Boeing 787-800, registration JA829J performing flight JL-728 (dep Apr 19th) from Bangkok (Thailand) to Osaka Kansai (Japan) with 183 people on board, was enroute when the crew received indication that one of the left main gear tyres had lost pressure. The crew continued the flight to Osaka for a safe landing with emergency services on stand by. (avherald.com) 기타...Sort type: [Top] [Newest]
Meanwhile, the was a massive bugstrike in the central United States that obscured a critical part of the captain's view during final approach. Using skills obtained from 1000's of hours of flying, he was able to shift his head slightly to the side and somehow managed a safe and controlled landing. All passengers and crew walked away from the incident. The bug was scraped away using Windex...
This just in...
The bug didn't have the guts to try that again!
The bug didn't have the guts to try that again!
Ugh... I wondered how long it was going to take someone to come up with that.
perfect satirical comment!! funny, and outrageous enough that only the brain dead will mis-understand it, and gets right to the point.
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind as he smashes into the windshield? His anus.
I love it!
Hey Ken- Have you ever thought about being a writer for"the Onion"? Brilliant!! You made my day!!!